Eulogy to my Phone, K800i, and my mp3 Player, Zen micro.

Farewell to you both, faithful gadgets. It was nice being with you for 1 and 2 1/2 years respectively.

To my k800i: I never intended to buy you. Your purchase was a last minute decision, because the phone I wanted wasn't in stock and the salesperson quickly recommended you. Nevertheless, you served me well and let me take lots of pictures and videos (although those were lost in the Great Computer Crash of '07). Sadly, I never used you to your full potential. I should get a mobile plan to let me have unlimited internet access... Rest in peace, k800i.

To my zen micro: You were the worst piece of gadget I ever owned. You broke down every few months and hung up at the slightest bump. Still, I guess you served me as faithfully as you could (you little pathetic piece of shit), and gave me hours of entertainment on long journeys and boring study hours. Rest in peace. I had intended to get a new player anyway.

To everyone else: I am uncontactable. The stupid things drowned in a waterproof bag. I'll never buy anything from melbourne again.