My Top 5 crushes of all time:
(or rather, my only 5 crushes...)

1. Severus Snape
2. Mr Fitzwilliam Darcy
3. Erick, the phantom of the opera
4. The prince-who-was-a-beast from beauty and the beast
5. I remember once dreaming that I was really in love with some guy, can't remember who. Come to think of it, I can't remember if I had actually dreamt it or if I'd just imagined this to fill in the 5th spot.

Yeah, this is to show the world that I am neither homosexual nor asexual. I suppose it would be more convincing if the crushes had been real men...