How to get an energy boost while you're running late (for school or work or whatever crap you have to go through):

1. Get a mug.
2. Get a sachet of instant coffee.
3. Put coffee powder into mug.
4. Fill mug with one-fifth hot water.
5. Mix until there the puke-like bits in the mug are gone as much as possible - although there will still be puke-like bits floating around, of course.
6. Fill to one-third full with cold water. If not available, crushed ice. If still not, ice cubes.
7. Drink.
8. Pinch your nose to help with the taste.
9. Try to ignore the puke-like bits in your mouth.
10.Eat the undissolved sugar at the bottom.
11.Get out for whatever crap you have to rush to.
12.Get late anyway.







I swear, one day I'm going to end up eating coffee powder on its own. Bleh.

Sleep-deprived, and not surprised, and not caring anymore...